so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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