can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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