It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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