Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
