found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
