I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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