So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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