You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Dicks are not precious.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
