i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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