i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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