gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I look better un-naked...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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