Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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