Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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