Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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