Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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