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If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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