Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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