Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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