and i looked up. we had an audience...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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