we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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