Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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