:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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