So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
