I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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