babies were throwing up all over the place
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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