I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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