You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
