I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
