Where did you get a picture of my penis
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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