great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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