found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
