There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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