Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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