i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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