I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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