It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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