the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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