All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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