I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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