She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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