i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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