You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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