Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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