My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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