How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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