i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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