Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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