Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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