He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I have already put on my inside pants.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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