are you still at the devil's house?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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