Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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